I Think We Have Crazy Hair Day Covered.

Note to self: Getting home at 4:15pm allows for a much more fulfilling evening. Work will never be completely finished and who cares. YOUR baby needs to see you laugh, play, talk, learn, and pour your everything into each minute of the day just like you do all day with OTHER people's children.

She Doesn't Miss A Meal.

Oh how I love this kid. We'd have 22 more if it didn't involve pregnancy or money.

Game Day Is Serious Business.

Do You See The Drippage?

I have sweaty feet. Hence why I'd wear flip flops year round if my naked feet wouldn't draw attention to myself in the stark middle of January. But this kid has SWEATY feet. I mean dripping with water looking like she just came out of a pool sweaty. Next will come the stench, I'm sure of it. When I was 8 months pregnant, I knew immediately when the three year old sitting behind us in church took off her shoes. I was blown over by the smell and warned My Babe that we were about to become mobile if she didn't put them shoes back on stat. Kallie is going to be that girl. Poor stinky baby.